Anthropomorphism Revised

At a modestly attended conference in her bottom bunk, x.6 presented the startling results of her ongoing research into homo sapiens development. Noting that all adults have unique smells, she described a particular, but apparently common, matrilineal pattern: a 94 year old female was identified as smelling of hot cereal and strawberry, her female descendant of hot cereal and CHERRY, and the next generation female of ROSES and cherry. Interestingly, the associated but unrelated males smelled like boiled eggs and dead animals. We encourage x.6 to continue this important work as it promises to advance our own defense systems.