They Commence

X/6.5 and units of similar size and function, in just a few hours, will replace the old crop of first graders and will themselves be replaced by those who intend to come of age sometime after September 1. This is a moment to rejoice! To hug! To clean out the cubbies! To fear the allure of summer's luxury!

It's Time for Cute

Who Scares You More - The Mothman or Tom Cruise?

Remember back in the old days when contributors to this blog used to argue about whether Mel Gibson was human or somehow connected to the Mothman? And then everyone started getting weird phone calls where a guy would whistle and then croak about how we should shut up already about the Mothman before something really bad happened to us? Well, we think it did happen. We are suspicious that Wacky Tom is really Mothy coming around to punish for blowing his cover. Look at them side by side and think - could it be?

Rumours

They say Old Blogger is dead and Long Live New Blogger and such things. Where have we heard THAT before? I spotted Old Blogger dashing from boulder to sand dune just the other day. Tune in, turn on, baby!